For those who really want to know: I'm no longer single. Being single was fun...for about 5 minutes until the bitterness set in... Of course, my other main love is Physics. Hey, for a girlfriend at least she's generally rational (although she does exhibit the usual subtle tendencies towards presenting major problems just when you thought everything was fine).

Of course if I was going to tell you my gossip I'd tell you about my secret lover Coffee, whom I love to wake up with - her lips are warm, her presence is stimulating, her....

Ladies and gentlemen, go forth and make up your own damn gossip...